Atheist Friendly Shirts | A List of Gutter Monkey Recommended T-shirts


I gotta say, if militant atheism is a thing — it's a thing I'm deeply inflicted with. Not only do I disagree with Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Thor, Wicca, and every other religion under the sun god, but I loathe them to the very marrow of my bones and revel is their ridicule. They toss science and critical thinking to the wayside, they continue to strongly influence laws and politics, and they make the many members of my belief-oriented friends and family into Jim Jones-ish, zombified followers. It's enough to make a rationalist want to scream.

Unfortunately, I'm too old and my lungs are too weak to go around shouting in peoples faces (also, that would be sorta uncool). So I figured, hey, why not showcase irreverence with clever, novelty T-shirts instead? It's like wearing your skepticism on your sleeve! Right? Right.

Most don't have any great message to convey other than being offensive cringe humor. But, hey, that is a message. After all, ridicule and irreverence are powerful tools in pointing out what a joke some things truly are. Don'tcha think? To purchase any of them simply click on their images and you'll be brought to their respective sites. Or just browse through and go to hell. Your choice.


JESUS RETURNS ME SO HOLY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME ATHEIST
I JUST GOT MY NAILS DID DUDE... WHO MADE ME? VIRGIN MARY IN THE STREETS, MARY MAGDALENE IN THE SHEETS
ANTE, CHRIST CHRISTIAN BALE - JEWISH BALE - MUSLIM BALE  THERE IS NO COD!
NAILED IT! I JUST SUPPORT FISH CASUAL FRIDAY
SAUSAGE FEST MARY WAS ONLY A VIRGIN IF YOU DON'T COUNT ANAL HOLY FUCKING SHIT
JESUS DID IT FOR THE CHICKS MEN WHO WEAR SANDALS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE IF I HAVE TO FIND JESUS DOES THAT MEAN HE'S HIDING?
XENU IS MY HOMEBOY PACIFISTING GOD MADE YOUR FAVORITE TEAM LOSE
WWJD FOR A KLONDIKE BAR DIVINE INTERVENTION ABORT BORN AGAIN CHRISTIANS
BORN AGAINST CHRISTIAN CHRISTIANS ARE ASSHOLES I-am-an-atheist-debate-me
Study Fossils Not Gospels T-Shirt Two-Hands-Working-Can-Do-More-Than-a-Thousand-Clasped-in-Prayer God-Hates-Figs-T-Shirt
Atheists-In-Science-We-Trust-T-Shirt ZOMBIE-JESUS Imagine-No-Religion-T-Shirt
Astronaut-Is-Unimpressed-T-Shirt Nut-Allergy-T-Shirt Jesus-Died-For-Nothing
In-The-Beginning-Man-Created-God abstinence-makes-the-church-grow-fondlers gods-dont-kill-people-people-with-gods-kill-people
Jesus-Busters-T-Shirt