New on Netflix today! August 11th, 2015

You know Fred Figglehorn, right? That fake Youtube personality that tweens and the intellectually impotent used to be so into? Well, in case you hadn't heard, this asshole somehow got a movie. Even more astounding, he got two more movies after that. All of which have now been added to Netflix.

I really don't know whether I should be pissed off about the fact that this shit is something people enjoy, or be inspired to know that even us talentless hacks still have a chance at being a success in this wacky old world of ours.


Fred: The Movie (2010)
TV Movie | TV-PG | 81 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

Director: Clay Weiner
Writers: David A. Goodman (screenplay), Lucas Cruikshank (character ""Fred Figglehorn"")
Stars: Lucas Cruikshank, Pixie Lott, Jake Weary

This is the story of Fred as he goes through a weekend trying to find how to get Judy to fall in love with him. He has to deal with Kevin bulling him and various problems trying to get Judy to come over to his house.

Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred (2011)
TV Movie | 84 min | Adventure, Comedy, Horror

Director: John Fortenberry
Writer: David A. Goodman
Stars: Lucas Cruikshank, Jake Weary, Siobhan Fallon

Fred's life becomes like a horror movie: his favorite music teacher is missing and all suspicions point to her replacement, Mr. Devlin, a pale man who dresses in all black and carries an umbrella in the sunlight... Fred suspects that he's a vampire. With the help of his faithful friend Bertha, Fred sets out to save the town from this garlic-hating fiend.

Fred 3: Camp Fred (2012)
81 min | Comedy

Director: Jonathan Judge
Writers: Drew Hancock, Lucas Cruikshank (based on the character Fred Figglehorn, created by)
Stars: Lucas Cruikshank, Jake Weary, Siobhan Fallon

Schools out and Fred Figglehorn's dreams of water slides, Clydesdales and waffle bars turn to nightmares of gruel and poisonous berries when his mom signs him up to the wrong camp!

Two Days, One Night (2014)
PG-13 | 95 min | Drama

Directors: Jean-Pierre Dardenne, Luc Dardenne
Writers: Jean-Pierre Dardenne, Luc Dardenne
Stars: Marion Cotillard, Fabrizio Rongione, Catherine SalĂ©e

Sandra, a young Belgian mother, discovers that her workmates have opted for a significant pay bonus, in exchange for her dismissal. She has only one weekend to convince her colleagues to give up their bonuses so that she can keep her job.


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