New on Netflix today! August 30th, 2015

Our last new addition to the Netflix library for the month of August is about as unbearable as all the rest of this months crumby movies and TV shows that came before it. Hopefully we've hit the peak of Shit Mountain here, though. September has to be better. It has no other choice, right?

Sigh. Seeya next month, humanoids.


Muffin Top: A Love Story (2014)
R | Comedy, Romance

Director: Cathryn Michon
Writers: W. Bruce Cameron, Cathryn Michon
Stars: Cathryn Michon, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Diedrich Bader

This is the story of a woman who studies images of women in the media for a living, yet is made insecure by the constant parade of female perfection that is our airbrushed culture. She has been going through IVF treatments to get pregnant by her network executive husband, but discovers on her birthday that her husband has knocked up his younger, skinnier co-worker and wants a divorce. I can't even finish writing out this mind-numbingly banal and weirdly long summary that I've stolen from Imdb. This is just too awful and embarrassing to continue on with. Don't watch this dreck.


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