New on Netflix today! The complete February 2016 lineup



As usual, Netflix unleashes their monthly pile of new additions at the first of the month. On February 1st, their way of getting into the Valentine's Day spirit apparently involves unloading a pile of crowd-pleasing blockbusters from the late 1990s and early 2000s. Included in those are Charlie's Angels (2000), Scooby-Doo (2002), Collateral Damage (2002), Cruel Intentions (1999), and Armageddon (1998). All they need now is some classic TRL episodes and Say What Karaoke and they should have my early tween years about covered.

A few more notable additions to the library this month include Robert Rodriguez's Sin City (2005), Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket (1987), 2007's big award favorite, Atonement, and the sadly overlooked, Dope, from 2015.

As far as TV goes, we get the final half of the final season of Mad Men on February 5th, the complete first season of Better Call Saul on February 1st, A&E's The Returned, and a new Netflix Original series from Judd Apatow, entitled Love. There's other stuff too. But it's mostly awful.

Anyway.

For a complete list of new movies and TV shows added to Netflix in February 2016, keep reading.



February 1st

Movies


A Picture of You (2013)
Drama | Comedy | 83 min

Director: J.P. Chan
Writers: J.P. Chan (story), J.P. Chan
Stars: Jo Mei, Andrew Pang, Teyonah Parris

Kyle and Jen, estranged siblings, travel from New York City to rural Pennsylvania to pack up the home of their recently deceased mother. While there, they make a discovery that turns their world upside-down. A Picture of You is a serious movie about life that smashes into a funny movie about death. It's a story about family, loss, secrets, letting go, and starting anew.

Armageddon (1998)
PG-13 | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 2h 31min

Director: Michael Bay
Writers: Jonathan Hensleigh (screenplay), J.J. Abrams (screenplay)
Stars: Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thorton, Ben Affleck

After discovering that an asteroid the size of a Texas is going to impact Earth in less than a month, NASA recruits a misfit team of deep core drillers to save the planet.



Charlie's Angels (2000)
PG-13 | 1h 38min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

Director: McG
Writers: Ryan Rowe, Ed Solomon
Stars: Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu

Three women, detectives with a mysterious boss, retrieve stolen voice-ID software, using martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal.





Collateral Damage (2002)
R | 1h 48min | Action, Drama, Thriller

Director: Andrew Davis
Writers: Ronald Roose (story), David Griffiths (story)
Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Leguizamo, Francesca Neri

After his family is killed by a terrorist act, a firefighter goes in search of the one responsible.




Cruel Intentions (1999)
R | 1h 37min | Drama, Romance

Director: Roger Kumble
Writers: Choderlos de Laclos (novel), Roger Kumble (screenplay)
Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon

Two wealthy step-siblings of an elite Manhattan prep school make a wager: to de-flower the new headmaster's daughter before the start of term.




A Faster Horse (2015)
1h 25min | Documentary

Director: David Gelb

David Gelb (Jiro Dreams of Sushi) tackles another venerable, beloved, and long-standing institution: the Mustang, crown jewel of the Ford Fleet.






Full Metal Jacket (1987)
R | 1h 56min | Drama, War

Director: Stanley Kubrick
Writers: Gustav Hasford (novel), Stanley Kubrick (screenplay)
Stars: Matthew Modine, R. Lee Ermey, Vincent D'Onofrio

A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Viet Nam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.



Game Face (2015)
1h 35min | Documentary, Sport

Director: Michiel Thomas
Writers: David Chang, Yuhei Ogawa
Stars: Kye Allums, Terrence Clemens, Jason Collins

Game Face shows the quest to self-realization of the LGBTQ athletes and acceptance in society. This documentary tells the parallel story of Fallon Fox, MMA's first transgender prog fighter, and Terrence Clemens, a college basketball player in Oklahoma who happens to be gay. The film follows both athletes during their coming out process, and sheds light on the obstacles LGBTQ sports players deal with throughout their career. Former NBA star Jason Collins shines as a mentor for Terrence in this inspiring documentary.

Jennifer 8 (1992)
R | 2h 4min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

Director: Bruce Robinson
Writer: Bruce Robinson
Star: Andy Garcia, Uma Thurman, Lance Henriksen

A big-city cop from L.A. moves to a small-town police force and immediately finds himself investigating a murder. Using theories rejected by his colleagues, the cop, John Berlin, meets a young blind woman named Helena, who he is attracted to. Meanwhile, a serial killer is on the loose and only John knows it.

Johnny English (2003)
PG | 1h 27min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

Director: Peter Howitt
Writers: Neal Purvis, Robert Wade
Stars: Rowan Atkinson, John Malkovich, Natalie Imbruglia

After a sudden attack on the MI5, Johnny English, Britain's most confident yet unintelligent spy, becomes Britain's only spy.




The Little Engine that Could (2011)
G | 1h 23min | Animation, Family

Director: Elliot M. Bour
Writers: David Koepp (screenplay), John Kamps (screenplay)
Stars: Jodi Benson, Corbin Bleu, Jamie Lee Curtis

Featuring an all-star cast, the timeless story comes to life in this all-new, feature-length film filled with fun and adventure!




Losing Isaiah (1995)
R | 1h 51min | Drama

Director: Stephen Gyllenhaal
Writers: Seth Margolis (novel), Naomi Foner (screenplay)
Stars: Jessica Lange, Halle Berry, David Strathairn

The Natural and adoptive mothers of a young boy are involved in a bitter, controversial custody battle.




My Side of the Mountain (1969)
G | 1h 40min | Adventure, Family

Director: James B. Clarke
Writers: Joanna Crawford, Jean George (novel)
Stars: Ted Eccles, Theodore Bikel, Tudi Wiggins

Sam, a brilliant child, leaves home for the mountains after being told that the family summer trip has been canceled, thus preventing him from doing the algae experiments he had planned for that summer. The film chronicles his struggle for independence, and with the forces of natures.


Para Elisa (2012)
1h 15min | Thriller

Director: Juanra Fernandez
Writer: Juanra Fernandez
Stars: Ana Turpin, Ona Casamiquela, Luisa Gavasa

Para Elisa is a terrifying story based on a simple, innocent children's game. Something that looks naive and harmless turns into the worst nightmare, into the struggle to escape a tragic and expected end, into an explicit and inevitable horror.


Pokemon the Movie: Diancie and the Cocoon of Destruction (2014)
1h 16min | Animation, Action, Adventure

Director: Kunihiko Yuyama
Writers: Hideki Sonoda (screenplay), Satoshi Tajiri (original concept)
Stars: Ikue Ohtani, Sarah Natochenny, Haven Paschall

When Diancie a Pokemon said to create diamond travels to find Xerneas to help her make a heart diamond to save her home, Ash, Serena, Clemont and Bonnie help her to be safe on the way from thieves.



Scooby-Doo (2002)
PG | 1h 26min | Adventure, Comedy, Mystery

Director: Raja Gosnell
Writers: James Gunn (screenplay), Craig Titley (story)
Stars: Matthew Lillard, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar

After an acrimonious break up, the Mystery Inc. gang are individually brought to an island resort to investigate strange goings on.




Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
PG | 1h 33min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

Director: Raja Gosnell
Writers: William Hanna (characters) (as Hanna-Barbera Productions), Joseph Barbera (characters) (as Hanna-Barbera Productions), James Gunn
Stars: Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Lillard

Mystery Inc. must save Coolsville from an attack of past unmasked monsters brought to life by an evil masked figure trying to "unmask" the gang.



Sin City (2005)
R | 2h 4min | Crime, Thriller

Directors: Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez
Writer: Frank Miller (graphic novels)
Stars: Mickey Rourke, Clive Owen, Bruce Willis

A film that explores the dark and miserable town, Basin City, and tells the story of three different people, all caught up in violent corruption.




Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
PG | 1h 47min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

Director: William Shatner
Writers: Gene Roddenberry (creator), William Shatner (story)
Stars: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelly

Captain Kirk and his crew must deal with Mr. Spock's long-lost half-brother who hijacks the Enterprise for an obsessive search for God at the center of the galaxy.



Stardust (2007)
PG-13 | 2h 7min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy

Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writers: Jane Goldman (screenplay), Matthew Vaughn (screenplay)
Stars: Charlie Cox, Claire Danes, Sienna Miller

In a countryside town bordering on a magical land, a young man makes a promise to his beloved that he'll retrieve a fallen star by venturing into the magical realm.



Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
PG-13 | 1h 48min | Action, Comedy, Sport

Director: Adam McKay
Writers: Will Ferrell, Adam McKay
Stars: Will Farrell, John C. Reilly, Sacha Baron Cohen

#1 NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby stays atop the heap thanks to a pact with his best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton, Jr. But when a French Formula One driver, makes his way up the ladder, Ricky Bobby's talent and devotion are put to the test.


Teen Witch (1989)
PG-13 | 1h 30min | Comedy, Fantasy, Romance

Director: Dorian Walker
Writers: Robin Menken, Vernon Zimmerman
Stars: Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua John Miller

Louise is not very popular at her high school. Then she learns that she's decended from the witches of Salem and has inherited their powers. At first she uses them to get back at the girls and teachers who teased her and to win the heart of the handsome footballer's captain. But soon she has doubts if it's right to 'cheat' her way to popularity.

The Year Dolly Parton Was My Mom (2011)
1h 35min | Comedy, Drama

Director: Tara Johns
Writer: Tara Johns
Stars: Dolly Parton, Gil Bellows, Julia Sarah Stone

Elizabeth Alison Gray is just your average suburban 11-year old waiting for adolescence to arrive  when she finds out her whole life has been a lie. With only her imagination to guide her, she runs away to find the truth.




TV Shows and Specials



Better Call Saul (2015- ) — Season 1
TV-14 | 47min | Crime, Drama

Creators: Vince Gilligan, Peter Gould
Stars: Bob Odenkirk, Jonathan Banks, Rhea Seehorn

The trials and tribulations of criminal lawyer, Saul Goodman, in the time leading up to establishing his strip-mall law office in Albuquerque, New Mexico.




The Lizzie Borden Chronicles (2015- ) — Season 1
Crime, Drama, Horror | TV Mini-Series

Stars: Christina Ricci, Clea DuVall, Cole Hauser

Fictionalized account of actual events and people surrounding Lizzie Borden after her controversial acquittal of the double murder of her father and stepmother in 1892.





Tin Man (2007)
TV-PG | 4h 30min | Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi | TV Mini-Series

Stars: Zooey Deschanel, Alan Cumming, Neal McDonough

A re-imagining of L. Frank Baum's classic "The Wizard of Oz".







Pokemon: XY (2013- ) — Season 1
TV-Y | 23min | Animation

Stars: Mike Liscio, Sarah Natochenny, Ikue Ohtani

Ash Ketchum continues his journey on to the Kalos region, and makes new friends such as Serena a childhood friend he's known since he was a kid in Pallet town, Clemont, a gym leader and an inventor and Clemont's sister Bonnie, a little girl who has to take care of her big brother.

Masha's Tales — Season 1

So lame that I have no description or link to share with you.


February 2nd


Movies


The Land Before Time XIV: Journey of the Brave (2016)
G | Animation, Adventure, Family

Director: Davis Doi
Writers: Elana Lesser, Cliff Ruby
Stars: Damon Wayans Jr., Barry Bostwick, Reba McEntire

After his father doesn't return from an important journey, Littlefoot and company set out to find him.


February 3rd

Movies



I Love You Phillip Morris (2009)
R | 1h 38min | Biography, Comedy, Crime

Directors: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa
Writers: John Requa, Glenn Ficarra
Stars: Jim Carrey, Ewan McGregor, Leslie Mann

A cop turns con man once he comes out of the closet. Once imprisoned, he meets the second love of his life, whom he'll stop at nothing to be with.





February 4th
Movies



Love (2015)
Not Rated | 2h 15min | Drama, Romance

Director: Gaspar Noe
Writer: Gaspar Noe
Stars: Aomi Muyock, Karl Glusman, Klara Kristin

Murphy is an American living in Paris who enters a highly sexually and emotionally charged relationship with the unstable Electra. Unaware of the effect it will have on their relationship, they invite their pretty neighbor into their bed.




February 5th
Television



Mad Men (2007-2015) — Part 2 of Season 7
TV-14 | 47min | Drama

Creator: Matthew Weiner
Stars: John Hamm, Elisabeth Moss, Vincent Kartheiser

A drama about one of New York's most prestigious ad agencies at the beginning of the 1960s, focusing on one of the firm's most mysterious but extremely talented ad executives, Donald Draper.




Turbo FAST (2013- ) — Season 3
TV-Y7 | 23min | Animation, Action, Comedy | Netflix Original

Stars: Reid Scott, Eric Bauza, Mike Bell

After Turbo the Snail's improbable win at the Indianapolis 500, the superfast racer finds his life forever changed after he returns from his victory tour. Namely, Tito, his human companion, has built Starlite City, as massive miniature city with an elaborate adjoining race track for Turbo and his fellow snails to live and race in. However, Turbo finds his new life no less hectic as he and his friends face new rivals of all varieties eager to take the chapion on. Regardless of the danger, Turbo and his colleages of the Fast Action Stunt Team are ready for the challenge.


Habbinal Buress: Comedy Camisado (2016)
Comedy | Stand-up | Netflix Original

Director: Lance Bangs
Star: Hannibal Buress








Care Bears and Cousins (2016- ) — Season 2
Animation 

Stars: Olivia Hack, Michaela Dean, Michael Sinterniklaas


February 6th
Movies



Lila & Eve (2015)
R | 1h 34min | Drama, Thriller

Director: Charles Stone III
Writer: Pat Gilfillan
Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Viola Davis, Shea Whigham

Two distraught mothers, whose children were gunned down in a drive-by, team up to avenge their deaths after local authorities fail to take action.






February 10th
Movies



Dope (2015)
R | 1h 43min | Comedy, Crime, Drama

Director: Rick Famuyiwa
Writer: Rick Famuyiwa
Stars: Shameik Moore, Tony Revolori, Kiersey Clemons

Life changes for Malcolm, a geek who's surviving life in a tough neighborhood, after a chance invitation to an underground party leads him and his friends into a Los Angeles adventure.



The Girl in the Book (2015)
1h 26min | Drama

Director: Marya Cohn
Writer: Marya Cohn
Stars: Emily VanCamp, Michael Nyqvist, Ana Mulvoy-Ten

Set in the world of New York publishing, a young book editor is forced to confront a troubling chapter from her past when a bestselling author re-enters her life.




February 13th

Movies



The Face of Love (2013)
PG-13 | 1h 32min | Drama, Romance

Director: Arie Posin
Writers: Matthew McDuffie, Arie Posin
Stars: Annette Bening, Ed Harris, Robin Williams

A widow falls for a guy who bears a striking resemblance to her late husband.







February 15th

Movies



Open Season (2006)
PG | 1h 23min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Directors: Roger Allers, Jill Culton
Writers: Steve Bencich (screenplay), Ron J. Friedman (screenplay)
Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Martin Lawrence, Debra Messing

Boog, a domesticated 900lb. Grizzly bear finds himself stranded in the woods 3 days before Open Season. Foced to rely on Elliot, a fast-talking mule deer, the two form an unlikely friendship and must quickly rally other forest animals if they are to form a rag-tag army against the hunters.


XXY (2007)
Unrated | 1h 26min | Drama

Director: Lucia Puenzo
Writers: Lucia Puenzo (screenplay), Sergio Bizzio (short story "Cinismo")
Stars: Ricardo Darin, Valeria Bertuccelli, German Palacios

The story of an intersexual fifteen-year-old. She lives with her parents, who have to cope with the challenges of her medical condition.




February 16th

Movies



Atonement (2007)
R | 2h 3min | Drama, Mystery, Romance

Director: Joe Wright
Writers: Ian McEwan (novel), Christopher Hampton (screenplay)
Stars: Keira Knightley, James McAvoy, Brenda Blethyn

Fledgling writer Briony Tallis, as a 13-year-old, irrevocably changes the course of several lives when she accuses her older sister's lover of a crime he did not commit. Based on the British romance novel by Ian McEwan.



Asthma (2014)
1h 30min | Drama, Romance

Director: Jake Hoffman
Writer: Jake Hoffman
Stars: Benedict Samuel, Krysten Ritter, Nick Nolte

A young rock n roller picks up a stunning tattoo artist in a stolen classic.







February 17th

TV Shows and Specials



The Returned (2015- ) — Season 2
TV-14 | 42min | Drama, Horror

Creator: Carlton Cuse
Stars: Kevin Alejandro, Agnes Bruckner, India Ennenga

Focuses on a small town that is turned upside down when several local people, who have been long presumed dead suddenly reappear, having not aged and unaware of their own fatality. As they attempt to resume their lives, strange phenomena and gruesome murders begin to occur.






February 19th

TV Shows and Specials



Love (2016- ) — Season 1
Comedy | Netflix Original

Creators: Judd Apatow, Lesley Arfin, Paul Rust
Stars: Gillian Jacobs, Paul Rust, Dave Allen

A program that follows a couple who must navigate the exhilarations and humiliations of intimacy, commitment and other things they were hoping to avoid.





Cooked (2015- ) — Season 1
Netflix Original

Stars: Shaun Mazoka, Brent Bondy, Joel Bishop

A TV/web-based series revolving around a rowdy group of friends who work in a restaurant, struggling with life inside and outside the workplace.








February 22nd

Movies


3rd World Cops 2

I seriously have no idea what this shit is.



February 23rd

Movies



Bare (2015)
Not Rated | 1h 28min | Drama, Romance

Director: Natalia Leite
Writer: Natalia Leite
Stars: Dianna Agron, Paz de la Huerta, Chris Zylka

A young girl in Nevada becomes romantically involved with a female drifter who introduces her to a life of stripping, drugs, and metaphysical experiences that teach her what happens when real life catches up with dark fantasy.





February 24th

Movies



Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight! (2015)
PG | 1h 13min | Animation

Director: Mitch Schauer
Writer: Mark Banker
Stars: Mick Wingert, Matthew Mercer, Travis Willingham

The Marvel Heroes unite to try and stop Loki and the frost giant Ymir from conquering the world as the duo try to steal Santa's powers to do so.






February 26th

Movies



Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (2016)
PG-13 | Action, Adventure, Drama

Director: Woo-Ping Yuen
Writers: Du Lu Wang (book), John Fusco (screenplay)
Stars: Donnie Yen, Michelle Yeoh, Harry Shum Jr.

A story of lost love, young love, a legendary sword and one last opportunity at redemption.




Television


Fuller House (2016- ) — Season 1
30min | Comedy, Family

Stars: Candace Cameron Bure, Jodie Sweetin, Andrea Barber

D.J. Tanner-Fuller is a widow and mother of three. Things become too much to handle, so she asks for help from her sister Stephanie and her best friend Kimmy.





Theo Von (2016)
Comedy | Stand-Up | Netflix Original















February 27th

Movies



Finding Vivian Maier (2013)
Not Rated | 1h 23min | Documentary, Biography, Mystery

Directors: John Maloof, Charlie Siskel
Writers: John Maloof, Charlie Siskel
Stars: Vivian Maier, John Maloof, Daniel Arnaud

A documentary on the late Vivian Maier, a nanny whose previously unknown cache of 100,000 photographs earned her a posthumous reputation as one of the most accomplished street photographers.






February 29th

Movies


Ashes and Embers (1982)
2h | Drama

Director: Haile Gerima
Writer: Haile Gerima
Stars: John Anderson, Evelyn A. Blackwell, Norman Blalock