This month, that aforementioned batch isn't quite so big as we'd like. Sure, it's never as good as we'd like, but this month things are just ridiculous. There's barely anything at all here worth even mentioning. The best of the bunch (out of what this film-fanatic has seen, at least) probably includes the indie film Things We Lost in the Fire, from 2007, Pleasantville (1998), and one of Alfred Hitchcocks less-memorable movies, To Catch a Thief. There's also a few "eh" additions like Eddie Murphy's The Nutty Professor and the classic Sixteen Candles that, while fine, are movies that we've all seen so many times we've grown pretty sick of them.
Along with this there are several stand-up specials (no one worth mentioning), Bring It On and one of its sequels that you've never bothered (and will continue not to bother) watching, a decent Ryan Reynolds comedy that came out before the guy was a superstar, a Christian documentary that tries desperately to prove there's a god, several things that I couldn't even find Imdb entries for, a documentary about Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, and an alright modern (well, modern in 1998) adaptation of Charles Dickens Great Expectations.
Action | Adventure | Biography | Drama | History
Director: Roel Reinè
Writers: Lars Boom and Alex van Galen
Stars: Charles Dance, Rutger Hauer, Daniel Brocklebank, Colin Mace, Barry Atsma
When the young republic of The Netherlands is attacked by England, France and Germany and the country itself is on the brink of civil war, only one man can lead the county's strongest weapon, the Dutch fleet: Michiel de Ruyter.
Ava's Possessions (2015)
Comedy | Horror | Mystery | Thriller
Director: Jordan Galland
Writer: Jordan Galland
Stars: Carol Kane, Jemima Kirke, William Sadler, Dan Fogler, Alysia Reiner
A young woman recovers from a demonic possession.
Bring It On (2000)
Comedy | Sport
Director: Peyton Reed
Writer: Jessica Bendinger (written by)
Stars: Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Jesse Bradford, Gabrielle Union, Clare Kramer, Nicole Bilderback
A champion high school cheerleading squad dicovers its previous captain stole all their best routines from an inner-city school and must scramble to compete at this year's championships.
Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006)
Comedy | Sport
Director: Steve Rash
Writer: Alyson Fouse (written by)
Stars: Hayden Panettiere, Solange Knowles, Gustavo Carr, Emme Rylan, Cindy Chiu
A transfer student to a rough high school tries joining the cheer-leading squad and she not only faces off against the head cheerleader, but against her former school in preparation for a cheer-off competition.
El Critica (The Film Critic) (2013)
Comedy | Drama | Romance
Director: Hernan Guerschuny
Writer: Hernan Guerschuny
Stars: Rafael Spregelburd, Dolores Fonzi, Ignacio Rogers, Telma Crisanti
A prestigious film critic who has lost faith in the art form sparks with a young woman whose tastes run opposite of his.
FernGully 2: The Magical Rescue (1998)
Animation | Adventure | Family | Fantasy
Directors: Phil Robinson, Dave Marshall (co-director)
Writers: Richard Tulloch (screenplay), Diana Young (original stories)
Stars: James S. Baker, Matt K. Miller, Erik Bergmann, Connie Champagne, Holly Conner
The fairies of FernGully must venture outside the rain forest to rescue several young animals who were captured by poachers.
Finger of God (2007)
Director: Darren Wilson
Writer: Darren Wilson
Stars: Darren Wilson, Pat Windel, Bob Windel, Carol Arnott, John Arnott
The God of the Bible is still doing miracles today. Darren Wilson interviews Christians from various parts of the world to show how God is still working.
Great Expectations (1998)
Drama | Romance
Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Writers: Charles Dickens (novel), Mitch Glazer (screenplay)
Stars: Ethan Hawke, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hank Azaria, Chris Cooper, Anne Bancroft, Robert De Niro
Modernization of Charles Dickens classic story finds the hapless Finn as a painter in New York pursuing his unrequited and haughty childhood love.
I Am a Road Comic (2014)
Director: Jordan Brady
Stars: Maria Bamford, W. Kamau Bell, Doug Benson, Alonzo Bodden, Jordan Brady, Wayne Federman
A first-hand comedy documentary about working the road as a comedian.
Jesus Town, USA (2014)
Directors: Billie Mintz, Julian T. Pinder
Writers: Genea Gaudet, Billie Mintz (co-writer)
A small town re-enacts the life of Jesus every year.
Just Friends (2005)
Comedy | Romance
Director: Roger Kumble
Writer: Adam 'Tex' Davis (written by)
Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart, Anna Faris, Chris Klein, Chris Marquette
While visiting his hometown during Christmas, a man comes face-to-face with his old high school crush whom he was best friends with — a woman whose rejection of him turned him into a ferocious womanizer.
My Last Day Without You (2011)
Comedy | Drama | Romance
Director: Stefan C. Schaefer
Writers: Stefan C. Schaefer and Christoph Silber
Stars: Nicole Beharie, Reg E. Cathey, Ken Duken, Robert Clohessy, Marlene Forte, Lawrence Saint-Victor
On a one-day business trip to New York, a young German business executive falls in love with a singer-songwriter who exposes him to her Brooklyn world and emotions he's never experienced before.
The Nutty Professor (1996)
Comedy | Romance | Sci-Fi
Director: Tom Shadyac
Writers: Jerry Lewis (1963 motion picture) Bill Richmond (1963 motion picture)
Stars: Eddie Murphy, Jada Pinkett Smith, James Coburn, Larry Miller, Dave Chappelle
Grossly overweight professor Sherman Klump, desperate to lose weight, takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love.
Palm Trees in the Snow (2015)
Director: Fernando Gonzalez Molina
Writers: Sergio G. Sanchez, Luz Gabas (novel)
Stars: Mario Casas, Adriana Ugarte, Macarena Garcia, Alain Hernandez, Berta Vazquez
Killian is a young man who has never left the mountains of Huesca which saw him grow up. In 1953 he will travel to the exotic island of Fernando Poo to work in a cacao field alongside his father and his brother. During 20 years in this island he will undertake a journey towards maturity and knowledge, but will also have to deal with pain and loss.
Comedy | Drama | Fantasy
Director: Gary Ross
Writer: Gary Ross (written by)
Stars: Tobey Maguire, Reese Witherspoon, William H. Macy, Joan Allen, Jeff Daniels, J.T. Walsh
Two 1990's teenagers find themselves in a 1950's sitcom where their influence begins to profoundly change that complacent world.
Shark Lake (2015)
Horror | Thriller
Director: Jerry Dugan
Writers: Gabe Burnstein, David Anderson
Stars: Dolph Lundgrn, Sara Malakul Lane, Lily Brooks O'Briant, James Chalke, Michael Aaron Milligan
A thought-provoking thriller set in the serenity of Lake Tahoe. The serenity is shattered when a local exotic animal collector inadvertently releases one of his most treasured exotics into the area. A local sheriff, Meredith Hendricks, makes it her mission to capture the "animal" and bring the exotic animal collector to justice. A course of unlikely events shifts the focus to the relationship between a mother and her son and a father and his daughter.
She's Beautiful When She's Angry (2014)
Documentary | History
Director: Mary Dore
Stars: Chude Pamela Allen, Alta, Judith Arcana, Nona Willis Aronowitz, Fran Beal
A documentary that resurrects the buried history of the outrageous, often brilliant women who founded the modern women's movement from 1966 to 1971.
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Comedy | Romance
Director: John Hughes
Writer: John Hughes
Stars: Molly Ringwald, Justin Henry, Michael Schoeffling, Haviland Morris, Gedde Watanabe
A young girl's "sweet sixteenth" birthday becomes anything but special as she suffers from every embarrassment possible.
Sugar Coated (2015)
Director: Michele Hozer
Writer: Roxana Spicer
Stars: Robert Lustig, Gary Taubes
How the food industry sugar-coated science, sweetened the food supply, and seduced a planet, one spoonful at a time.
Things We Lost in the Fire (2007)
Director: Susanne Bier
Writer: Allan Loeb (written by)
Stars: Halle Berry, Benicio Del Toro, David Duchovny, Alexis Llewellyn, Micah Berry
A recent widow invites her husband's troubled best friend to live with her and her two children. As he gradually turns his life around, he helps the family cope and confront their loss.
To Catch a Thief (1955)
Mystery | Romance | Thriller
Director: Alfred Hitchcock
Writers: John Michael Hayes (screenplay), David Dodge (based on the novel by)
Stars: Cary Grant, Grace Kelly, Jessie Royce Landis, John Williams, Charles Vanel
When a reformed jewel thief is suspected of returning to his former occupation, he must ferret out the real thief in order to prove his innocence.
Who's Driving Doug (2016)
Director: David Michael Conley
Writer: Michael Carnick
Stars: RJ Mitte, Daphne Zuniga, Paloma Kwiatkowski, Ray William Johnson, Alix Elizabeth Gitter
A sheltered, intelligent college student DOUG (RJ Mitte of "Breaking Bad") changes his life forever when he hires an underachieving driver SCOTT (Ray William Johnson of "Equals Three"). In order to escape his oppressively loving mother (Daphne Zuniga), Doug agrees to go on a spontaneous road trip with Scott and his college crush Stephanie. At the height of the journey, a tragic series of events tests their bond and opens the road to self discovery. Drugs, gambling, and romance await the three friends in this honest American coming of age drama.
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: Runnin' Down a Dream (2007)
Documentary | Music
Director: Peter Bogdanovich
Stars: Ron Blair, Peter Bogdanovich, Mike Campbell, Johnny Cash, George Drakoulia, Bob Dylan
A film directed by cinema legend Peter Bogdanovich, this is the story of one of America's great rock and roll bands told as never before.
Off the Map (2013)
Television and Specials
Kevin Hart Presents: Keith Robinson - Back of the Bus Funny (2014)
Comedy | Stand-up
Director: Leslie Small
Writer: Keith Robinson
Stars: Keith Robinson
Kevin Hart Presents: Lil Rel - RELevent (2015)
Comedy | Stand-up
Directors: Rich Schlanksker, Royale Watkins
Writer: LilRel Howery
Stars: LilRel Howery
Kevin Hart Presents: Plastic Cup Boyz (2014)
Comedy | Stand-up
Director: Jay Chapman
Stars: Kevin Hart, Will 'Spank' Horton, Na'im Lynn, Joey Wells
Led by Kevin Hart, The Plastic Cup Boyz are stepping into the spotlight with their stand-up and sketches. Joey Wells, Will "Spank" Horton, and Na'im Lynn take the stage in this comedy special taped at the House of Blues in San Diego.
Easy Living (2009-): Seasons 1-3
Stars: Carl-Kristian Rundman, Anu Sinisalo, Sanna Toivanen, Antto Orasmaa
LoliRock (2014-): Season 1
Stars: Kazumi Evans, Kelly Sheridan, Vincent Tong, Ashleigh Ball, Tabitha St. Germain
LoliRock follows the journey of young Iris, a spirited teenage girl with a beautiful voice and an unending desire to help others. When Iris joins the girl group LoliRock, her life is changed forever, as a new world of music, mysteries and magical powers is revealed. These three new friends are now bound together by their destinies as magical princesses and a fight against injustice. Marathon Media (creators of Totally Spies!) have once again created a cast of characters that are aspirational and serves as role models to a generation of children for whom justice has become a central value. With experienced, world renowned talent, and proven producers, LoliRock is sure to connect with every girl's magical inner self.
A Study in Sherlock (2016)
Gary Gulman: It's About Time (2016)
Director: Gary Gulman
Writer: Gary Gulman (written by)
Stars: Gary Gulman