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I'm just a guy. A guy named Nevets. This website (or blog? I dunno) consists of a random collection of things I've either written, drawn, recorded, or am simply interested in at any particular moment. I can't promise to upkeep the place and there's no particular niche to be found. I just wanted a home for various outlets of expression and perhaps the occasional sprinkle of verbal ventilation. That being said, I'm not above tossing in an ad here and there or plugging some of my old clickbaity articles (I'm broke, alright, every penny helps). For the most part, however, I'm just trying to keep myself amused. So... enjoy?


Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 14 | Back to the Parking Garage [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 14
Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we stick our badge dongle in an old PC, grab a fancy new hand cannon, and we head to the parking garage to catch up with old friends and get the heck outta this place.

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 13 | Great Scott! [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 12
Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we find a box, Mr. X goes Koolaid Man on us, we zap the clock tower back into functionality, we grab some electronic parts, and we prepare to go back to the parking garage (gulp).

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 12 | Limping to success(ish) [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 12
Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we're knocking on death's door, Lickers and Mr. X are heavily on our tail, and we limp to progression as we blow things up and make it to the clock tower.

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 11 | Dressed to Kill [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil - Part 11
Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we're beaten, battered, licked, and bitten, with nothing to heal ourselves and no ammo in sight. What better time for the biggest, scariest, most sharp-dressed man alive arrive?

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 10 | RIP, Lieutenant [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 10
Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we read a PSA from Mr. Raccoon, unload at the firing range, I get lost for far longer than I'd care to admit (I edit, don't worry), we give the Baha Men the answer they've been longing for, and we give Marvin some peace.

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 09 | In the dog house [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 09
Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we head to the parking lot, battle vicious canines, meet a mysterious dame with nice stems, we walk the mile, encounter a fellow human, watch a fellow humans head get GoT'd, and we rummage through a morgue full of restless cadavers.

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 08 | Jeepers creepers! [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 08
Hi. Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we ignite some C4 and grab a golden maiden. We're then accosted by a licker, we open a hidden passage, Marvin growls, and we're placed in a deadly fight with a half-man/half-cyclops abomination of science.

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Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 07 | Ruckus in the library [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 07
 Ahoy! Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we scour the RPD for some much-needed herbs, we make a lot of noise in the library, we fall through a floor, we give a statue a book, come into possession of a haunted ruby, and prepare to blow sh!t up.

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 06 | We're licked [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 06
Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, things quickly get hairy when we're mauled by a licker. Later, we limp our way to an ancient PC, get our hands on some medallions, and struggle to open a lock.

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 05 | Helping Hands [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 06
Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we head to the locker room, catch up with Marvin, lend a helping hand, neglect to aid a severely injured pilot, flirt at an inappropriate moment, and are attacked by a hoard of bullet sponges.

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 04 | Diary of a Mad Man [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 04
On this action-packed episode of the Resident Evil 2 remake, we dabble in photography, excessively cap some zombies, I open a locker and soil myself, I swear at a portable safe, we grab a key, see a monkey zombie, creep like granny, say non-PC stuff, and read a maniac's diary.

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 03 | Our Welcome Party [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 03
Ahoy. Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we continue our first day on the job by making it to our desk, solving a fast one our colleagues pulled on us, greet a rotting welcome committee, and head to the lockers.

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 02 | Who watches the Watchmen? [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 02
Hi. Today on the Resident Evil 2 remake, we go into an area we're specifically instructed to keep out of. We hunt down the Watchman's Room, meet an officer's better half, I panic, we meet soon-to-be-zombie Marvin, and we gear up for adventure.

Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 Remake - Leon Playthrough

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 Remake
Hello, humans (and post-humans). This is my first playthrough of the 2019 remake of the classic Capcom video game, Resident Evil 2 for the PlayStation 4. Recently, I completed a blind playthrough of the remastered edition of the first Resident Evil (you can find that here), which was my very first venture into the Resident Evil universe, save for a completely unremembered playthrough of Code Veronica back when I was an innocent young boy. Now that I'm a corrupt and cynical adult, it felt an appropriate time to finally delve into this tragic post-apocalyptic, zombie invested franchise.

I'll first be playing through as the character Leon S. Kennedy and then follow that up with the Clair Redfield story. To watch the entire playthrough, either check out the playlist below, visit me on YouTube, or click on one of the individual episodes listed below. (NOTE: if a link doesn't lead anywhere, I've probably just not uploaded the video yet).


Nevets Plays Resident Evil 2 - Part 01 | First Day of Work [BLIND]

Let's Play Resident Evil 2 - Part 01
Today I begin my first playthrough of Resident Evil 2, the remake. Taking place 2 months after the last game, we're Leon S. Kennedy, a rookie Raccoon City cop who's reporting in for his first day of duty. Unbeknownst to him, the city's become zompacalypsed. And we're all that's left of the RPD.

Nevets Plays INSIDE - Part 10 | OUTSIDE [BLIND]

Let's Play INSIDE - Part 10
Today on INSIDE, we go OUTSIDE and complete the game! Thanks, Playdead, for another thoroughly confusing and enjoyable Lynchian experience.

Nevets Plays INSIDE - Part 09 | We fell into a flesh ball [BLIND]

Let's Play INSIDE - Part 09
Today on INSIDE, we enter a Michael Crichton novel, we stare into the sphere, we're absorbed into an orgy of flesh and mangled limbs, and we go Cloverfield on everyone's arses.

Nevets Plays INSIDE - Part 08 | We all float down here [BLIND]

Let's Play INSIDE - Part 08
Today on INSIDE, we're chopped to bits by a giant fan, there's a lake on the ceiling, we might be in The Matrix, and we nab a new gang of albino homies to watch our back.

Nevets Plays INSIDE - Part 07 | Aqua Boy [BLIND]

Let's Play INSIDE - Part 07
Today on INSIDE, we pull a couple of fast ones on Ariel, she molests us undersea, we become Aqua Boy, we join a school of fish, and struggle to hide in the shadows.

Nevets Plays INSIDE - Part 06 | Shockwaves [BLIND]

Let's Play INSIDE - Part 06
Hi. Today on INSIDE, we enter through some giant Judge Dredd doors, dodge (and/or become obliterated by) massive shockwaves, ride an underwater elevator, and become reacquainted with our aquatic ginger.

Nevets Plays INSIDE - Part 05 | Band of Brothers [BLIND]

Let's Play INSIDE - Part 05
Today on INSIDE, we taste the wrath of a fiery redhead, we scamper around on the beach, and we build an army of helplessly devoted albino followers.

Nevets Plays INSIDE - Part 04 | Yellow Submarine [BLIND]

Let's Play INSIDE - Part 04
Today on INSIDE, we hop in our new bathysphere and delve down to Rapture, where we find Donkey Kong barrels and a demonic little mermaid.

Nevets Plays INSIDE - Part 03 | Gone to the dogs [BLIND]

Let's Play INSIDE - Part 03
Today on INSIDE, we enter an inception of mind control, we dodge the spotlights, and we give a couple of dogs the runaround.

Nevets Plays INSIDE - Part 02 | Try to blend in [BLIND]

Let's Play INSIDE - Part -02
Today on INSIDE, we practice our mind control, we unplug some electric balls, Johnny 5 attacks us with Slinkys, and we copycat a group of faceless drones.