Random Ruminations | Hipster Algorithm

Prime subject by dropping obvious references. Gauge how subject reacts. Note demeanor, temperament, humor, and geniality of subject upon receiving comprehended references. Adjust delivery of references as needed until subject is receptive and trusting. Continue dialogue. Subtly increase the variation of references in order to determine subject’s individual preferences, biases, and ignorance. Once subjects interests, disinterests, and knowledge are defined, gradually construct and include more obscure references in relation to subjects favored topics. Deliver these continuously but with caution; it's essential not to inadvertently intimidate subject before all data is acquired. Continue until subject no longer shows signs of comprehension or recognition of references. Classify subject and designate them to their respective category. Proceed to communicate with subject accordingly.